Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 30, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    On an unrelated note, you shouldn’t play with matches anyways, snowflake.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    A joke I’ve never seen before. Hooray!!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    You really are unique!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Those ancestry tests are based on kinda flaky science anyway…

    the results are never crystal clear.

     

    You don’t have to be identical to be related…

    as long as you share the same genetic make-up….

    in your case, that’s only two elements.

     

    But they wouldn’t sell as many kits if they told you that 72% of the Earth consists of your cousins.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    That’s cold!

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    paul  almost 5 years ago

    Well, that snow fun.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Awwww, you should have been notified upon creation, there are no known matches….But remember how Unique you really are…

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    Reaven  almost 5 years ago

    In college genetics, we had to do a pedigree report of ourselves and family. Being adopted, I turned in a sheet of paper with my name.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Hmm..white a second!

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    33Angel  almost 5 years ago

    LOVE this today!!!

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Obviously, it needs more RAM. Granted, finding a matched pair is a tad harder than finding a four leafed clover, and at my age wondering why I’m down here in the basement.

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    Prawnclaw  almost 5 years ago

    Plenty of ‘snowflakes’ here in the UK.

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    NaturLvr  almost 5 years ago

    Awwww.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    I’d sooner have expected this on Match.com.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well; that’s different.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Just to be crystal clear, you are unique. But you all have water in common, so that’s a huge family.

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    stevenxfiles  about 3 years ago

    Wouldn’t the snowflake try to get the site canceled?

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