Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 29, 2020

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    Mopman  almost 5 years ago

    Oh come on. That’s his genius evil plan? He didn’t even hide the sound effects device, he’s just HOLDING IT UNDER HIS DESK? Yeah, it’s impossible for anyone to know where the sound is coming from. The poor teacher, no way to track that down!

    And speaking of tracking down, you can track down today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp right here: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

    And he didn’t even make any fart noises with it? This is the worst writing ever!

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    Ravenswing  almost 5 years ago

    For pity’s sake, most school systems master confiscating obvious disruptive contraband in KINDERGARTEN.

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    cuttersjock  almost 5 years ago

    P1: Somehow, Milford procured the old set from UK’s “Top of the Pops” 1972 Gilbert O’Sullivan “Alone Again…Naturally” performance

    Look it up, I dont know how to insert a link!

    P2: Always a heartwarming sight, the Monk appears…

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    Bucky  almost 5 years ago

    OK fellow Snarkers what demographic are Rubin & Willingham trying to reach with these moronic story lines? Let’s put a fund together to buy them out. We start with finding out what happened to GilPa’s kids, finally get rid of Marty Moon who I am sure is about to resurface soon. We could do a where are they now and start with Billy Bunkin.

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 5 years ago

    P1, Would make more sense if Chris was having that conversation with Alexa.

    P2, Welp, this is even more lame than I thought it would be.

    P3, I’m really hoping to see an Acme anvil drop on this dope’s head tomorrow.

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    Charks  almost 5 years ago

    P3: Schuring Plows

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    Mr Reality  almost 5 years ago

    In all reality , Great to read all the snarky comments that reference those beloved cartoon characters Beep Beep the Road Runner and Willie Coyote . Won’t Chris be surprised when one of Teddy’s goons crashes a Plymouth Road Runner through the classroom wall destroying his presentation and running him over ?

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    bearwku82  almost 5 years ago

    P3- As Moe Hawk initiates his stupid, devious plan, Cissy (Kathy Garver) is amused by his sophomoric efforts. At least Mr. French would say, pardon me. But do you have any Grey Poupon?

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    James St. John Smythe  almost 5 years ago

    This is hilarious! “Meep- Meep- Meep!” I’d really be off my presentation if that happened to me as well.

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    jslabotnik  almost 5 years ago

    That mohawk dude is really a crazy clown, when will they learn they can never get Chris Schuring down?

    Powerpoint on an Apple? Is that really a thing?

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    Irish53  almost 5 years ago

    So, I’m still confused as to how this truly hurts Schuring’s “oral report”, since he isn’t the one making the noise with that slick little 1980’s gadget, but I guess that this isn’t the first (or last) time I won’t be able to comprehend R-dubs’s logic.

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    jslabotnik  almost 5 years ago

    Will this sabotage will end up costing CS the valedictorian-ship (?)?. Well let’s hope not, since we’d have to have this story line go thru graduation in the Spring.

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    Cold Oatmeal  almost 5 years ago

    I see a 16 year old Kim Jong-un doing the exact same thing back in his North Korean high school.

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    twainreader  almost 5 years ago

    Twaintradorus predicts: The teacher will give extra credit for not being distracted and that tips the Val completition

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