Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 30, 2020

did LSH also plan to use some kind of toothpick to get the spinach? (drat, we didn’t actually get to his face)

Aaarrrgh! No see facey pointy bushthing!

Ha, I think I called this a couple days ago. Lowly humans don’t count ; )

What, he’s not humble enough to be immune to the paralyzing effects of reflective surfaces?

LSH wants to pull a “Popeye”.

Splendid! What humility!

So she didn’t see him come out from the bush. Totally false advertising. When this arc began on Tuesday, she stated “He wasn’t in a bush!”

LSH is awesome.

LSH really doesn’t understand what humility is. He’s more like Lord Splendid Introversion.

LSH is a unique unicorn all right.

still, one of these days I’d like to see him (perhaps he was caught unawares, or he didn’t sleep well the night before and therefore was not fully with it). I find it hard to believe that he would be so humble that he would hide all the time never so much as getting food or sleep.

She saw him but we didn’t.

Saying you are humble tends to negate its meaning by calling attention to yourself.

I WANNA SEE WHAT LSH LOOKS LIKE

if he had another unicorn look at it, though, the other unicorn could prolly get the spinach out of his teeth pretty easily…

(groans in frustration) So Phoebe gets to see him, and we DON’T!? >:(