There isn’t another banjo in the meeting room? If there were, the meeting would devolve into ‘Dueling Banjos,’ Deliverance style, and that never ends well.
I wanted to be a classical composer, but all the good instruments already had somebody famous for composing on them: Bach had the organ, Liszt and Chopin the piano, Vivaldi and Paganini the violin, Sousa the brass band, and so on. So I decided to specialize in quartets for bagpipe, kazoo, accordion, and banjo. Now all I need is a publisher.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
You can’t have a Dixieland Brass Band without a banjo. His opportunity for keystone support had arrived.
Dirty Dragon almost 5 years ago
You can’t tie down a banjo man!
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
hope stevens has got brass balls…
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Leo Moracchioli could work with this….
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
There isn’t another banjo in the meeting room? If there were, the meeting would devolve into ‘Dueling Banjos,’ Deliverance style, and that never ends well.
iggyman almost 5 years ago
They play “highbrow” music!
iggyman almost 5 years ago
He has to pluck while they blow their own horns, hate when that happens!
WilliamRichmond almost 5 years ago
He is left handed. He must be in his right mind.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Top Brass discovered that Stevens leads a double life. One that’s dark and sordid, filled with sax and violins!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Uh oh! Now he’ll have to string them along…..
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Q: What’s the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline. ;D
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I wanted to be a classical composer, but all the good instruments already had somebody famous for composing on them: Bach had the organ, Liszt and Chopin the piano, Vivaldi and Paganini the violin, Sousa the brass band, and so on. So I decided to specialize in quartets for bagpipe, kazoo, accordion, and banjo. Now all I need is a publisher.
jel354 almost 5 years ago
Playing the swan song.
Duke of Omnium almost 5 years ago
The brass is gonna string him up
uniquename almost 5 years ago
They’ve been stringing Stevens along for years.
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
And try not to speak with that twang you have.
flemmingo almost 5 years ago
Just don’t string him along!
Nate England almost 5 years ago
Brass hole.
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
Play “Foggy Mountain Breakdown”. It is almost impossible to be in a bad mood after that, and firing someone would be quite difficult.
Lady loves a joke almost 5 years ago
Cue the dramatic music!
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
You’re goin’ to Alabama with your banjo on your knee.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Dueling banjo…vs brass? I’d like to hear that one!
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
Legal department will also be there as they are the company mouthpieces.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Marching drums. That’s the ticket.
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
At least, there’s not another banjo guy waiting to play “Dueling Banjos” for his job.
sarah413 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Play “Brass Bonanza.”
JasonKerr almost 5 years ago
Time to face the music.
donwalter almost 5 years ago
…and bring your Steve Martin “arrow through the head” prop, too…