Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 28, 2020

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Some people…. always looking to be offended.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Is that a fat joke, SIRE?” We know what happens to those who don’t show proper respect.

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    pathfinder  almost 5 years ago

    “our soldiers are worth ten of theirs.” Problem is, they’ve got a hundred.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    “No, now go work off your ‘muscle’!”

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    Calvinist1966  almost 5 years ago

    “We’re outnumbered ten to one.”

    “Our soldiers are worth ten of theirs.”

    That’s a relief but it would be even more of a relief if each soldier was “worth more than ten of theirs.”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Ummmm why are you so offended?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Nope. Just an error in judgement in every possible way.

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    geese28  almost 5 years ago

    SJK: Social Justice Knight

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    Pohka  almost 5 years ago

    Depending on height and thickness of walls the Fink could be right.

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe they are shorter than the “Fink”.

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    tcayer  almost 5 years ago

    Yes. Those ten guys out there said it!

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    WilliamPennat  almost 5 years ago

    Note too that the King didn’t say, “One of our soldiers is worth ten of theirs” implying that his army collectively (“our soldiers”) is worth ten enemy soldies. (Probably true….)

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    tsk5565  almost 5 years ago

    That’s a Ruth Buzzi Laugh In joke (sorry kids, go youtube it)

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Summon the peasants and cows to the catapult stations!

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 5 years ago

    The fat soldier knows the fink pretty well. Sir Rodney is compliant as usual.

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