Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 08, 2020

Okay, I’ll bite. What does being a great public speaker have to do with any of this?

P1, But my cans hold everybody’s attention.

P2, Well, then you two should just get together, then.

P3, Yes it is, you haven’t shut up about it since this ridiculous story started.

How many times is Phoebe going to hit on Alexa before she gets the hint?

P4. Yes, a better time would be at tonight’s sleepover.

In all reality , P2 did Teddy throw his voice into the kid’s elbow who’s late for class ?

Many of the nurses on M*A*S*H liked to be under the Radar as well.

Phoebe Keener is full of spunk. Mary Richards had spunk. It’s enough to make me go Lou Grant and hate spunk.

The hands all look bad today.

P 4: “…and duuuh!….I’m right here in front of you…”

“…and I’d like to lick your moustache.”

P1 Today’s featured music is Sir Mix-a-Lot’s ‘Baby Got Back’

berets in HS, the latest fashion craze

Hey, this is an easy fix. QUIT THE TEAM!

6 FEET-6 is plural; foot is not. Ergo, 6 feet 1.

That English driving cap is a sure sign of the L word.

That’s no stash on Phobe. Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa.

Panel one. Scut Farkus and Grover Dill?

did anyone ever consider this is a retelling of a classic. i present to you “Of Mice and Women”. still waiting for her to crush his hand

Better late than never. Two new editions of Mopped Up Thorp are now online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

I think the blond is in love.