“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” Bernard Meltzer
“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!” Doug Larson
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.” Len Wein
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” Arnold H. Glasow
A true friend is your faithful Dog.
“A friend helps you move. A true friend helps you move bodies.”
For me, personally, I don’t understand the whole “friend” thing.
The Chief is really old school; wearing spats.
Those who can’t, teach!
unless you’re “needy”
Yeah, I didn’t think he was going to get much sympathy from him.
“Thanks chief for reminding me I have no friends. I feel so much better now.”
My wife says whenever she’s down in the dumps, she buys a new dress. I was wondering where she got those things.
A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed. But a friend with weed is better.
Boss – you need a swirly….
Tell the chief that his wife invited you over…when the chief is gone.
A true friend will help you fix what ever stupid thing you did, while laughing at you the whole time.
Don’t expect him to hire one. If money is required then it is not friendship, it is commerce.
May 08, 2015
Yakety Sax almost 5 years ago
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” Bernard Meltzer
“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!” Doug Larson
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.” Len Wein
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” Arnold H. Glasow
wjones almost 5 years ago
A true friend is your faithful Dog.
Skeptical Meg almost 5 years ago
“A friend helps you move. A true friend helps you move bodies.”
For me, personally, I don’t understand the whole “friend” thing.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Chief is really old school; wearing spats.
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Those who can’t, teach!
harry49 almost 5 years ago
unless you’re “needy”
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Yeah, I didn’t think he was going to get much sympathy from him.
“Thanks chief for reminding me I have no friends. I feel so much better now.”
Otto Knowbetter almost 5 years ago
My wife says whenever she’s down in the dumps, she buys a new dress. I was wondering where she got those things.
walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago
A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed. But a friend with weed is better.
fix-n-fly almost 5 years ago
Boss – you need a swirly….
Lightpainter almost 5 years ago
Tell the chief that his wife invited you over…when the chief is gone.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 5 years ago
A true friend will help you fix what ever stupid thing you did, while laughing at you the whole time.
heathcliff2 almost 5 years ago
Don’t expect him to hire one. If money is required then it is not friendship, it is commerce.