That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 23, 2020

Felix’s mother wasn’t talking to him after he forgot her birthday… again.

Next season on “The Bachelorette”…

Whistler’s mother tried to pull a Dorian Gray, but the painting stayed young.

ROFLOL

mom in an especially boisterous mood…

“Whaddya mean? I AM smiling!”

The poster girl for Hortons’ Extra Sour Pickles.

“Zelda, I liked you better when you were still jumping into fountains!”

“I know I came in here for something but what was it?”

The red nose is a nice touch.|

Oh, fudge sticks! They preempted Judge Judy for the impeachment hearing again.

Martha could scarcely contain her excitement as she waited for her interview as press secretary to Grover Cleveland.

“Judge Judy’s” promotional shot.

See, I can keep a straight face while you tell me the reasons you came home at 3:00 a.m. last night.

Having a 26 inch waist when you’re 26 is one thing. It’s a sight more impressive when you’re 56.

“No, my husband isn’t dead. Why do you ask?”

If she listened carefully, she could hear the piano going out of tune.

“It said on the label that the laxative would work by morning. I’m still waiting. “

Casting director: “Now let me here you say, I’ll get your little dog too, my pretty.”

Miss Marple in the parlor wondering where to get her hands on a lead pipe.

Lindsay Graham in full drag.

She’s the pride of her native nation/ and that is beyond disputation/ she’s exemplification/ of OUR lofty station:/ Homo sap. – "The Crown of Creation "!

Oh my God!……She looks just like my mother-in-law!!!!!!!!!

“This better be good!!!” I haven’t taken a shit for a week so hurry up!!!

If she sat very still, and guests sat in just the right spot on the settee, the pattern on the door hid the gray axe stuck in the top of her head.

Can you imagine the sort of life that would produce this person?

Hotter is obviously a subjective adjective here…

She’s a handsome woman.

Beatrix lapping up every word Dr. Phil has to say.

“If I find out who glued me to this seat, I”ll kill em".

Reformed pole dancer; livin’ la vida loco.

The Artist’s Mother: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:F%C3%A9lix_Vallotton,_1884_-_The_Artist%27s_Mother.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/vallotton_felix.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=398 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/felix-vallotton 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/v/vallotto/biograph.html 

http://impressionistsgallery.co.uk/artists/Artists/tuv/Vallotton/biography.html 

http://www.all-art.org/symbolism/14.htm 

https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Felix_Edouard_Vallotton/11077201/Felix_Edouard_Vallotton.aspx 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/f%C3%A9lix-edouard-vallotton/ 

http://totallyhistory.com/felix-vallotton/ 

https://www.metmuseum.org/exhibitions/listings/2019/felix-vallotton-painter-disquiet/exhibition-galleries 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (the last points to a current NYC exhibition ending Sunday, for any in the area who might wish to see it; again, the askart.com URL can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/01/22?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 18 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2368 (January 22, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Before the invention of television they stared at the radio. Before the invention of radio they stared at wallpaper.

I dunno. Looks like a two-bagger to me.

Not the COMFY CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIP Terry Jones. :)

Mildred had always thought secretly wearing a vibrator under her dress as she went primly about her day was mildly scandalous. However, after her tenth orgasm, she began to suspect that someone had cyber-hacked the remote-control.

Agatha listens intently as her duties are described re: the care of old lord Egder’s chamber pot.her last job was worse.. if she finnished school she could have a better job.

At least the painter listened to me …. he is painting my good side.