FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 10, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    if only Peter and Paige were each other’s sibling without that pesky Jason

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    AFFICIONADO  almost 5 years ago

    Alcohol would remove the ink but it will sting like heck :o{

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    They should both know by now never to listen to the little brat!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    After one Halloween a woman came into work with black hair. She was a blonde in real life. She lamented the fact that the dye she used was only supposed to be temporary for her costume, but the stuff would not wash out. She let it grow out.

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    dflak  almost 5 years ago

    By the time it “grows out” the real beard will have grown in.

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    posstockhoarder  almost 5 years ago

    He may as well just change his name to Blue Beard and be done with it.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’ve never found a laundry marker that stood up to many washings… perhaps they do stand up better on skin ;)

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    kab2rb  almost 5 years ago

    Not to worry, that marker will work out, new skin takes care of that.

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    LeeCox  almost 5 years ago

    You’d better start running, Jason. Peter won’t stop at just pounding the stuffing out of you!

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    BiggerNate91  almost 5 years ago

    What exactly is a laundry marker?

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Scrub your face with a nail brush; it’ll come off after 4-5 washings

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    When I owned a horse, there was a bright purple wound coat that came in a bottle with a little cotton ball in the cap so you could apply it. My horse had a scratch on her chin so I opened the bottle, and she shoved it upward with her nose. It was summer. I was wearing shorts and a tee shirt. I had purple on my face, hands, and legs for over a week. Nothing would take it off. The family called me The Purple Pinto. The good news is that she had her scratch coated, too, and I wasn’t in school.

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