FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 17, 2020

‘Tis always about you humiliation than Eileen’s isn’t it, Jason?

(My hired position at the grocery store is gather carts, gather trash, help customers carry out their groceries from cashiers, clean bathrooms, put perishable “go back” on the shelves… just not cashier nor stock the shelves. As for the toilet paper question, that’s hard to say once in a while.)

So Jason, you just assume that all the other boys are brats just like you are?

This is why males are attracted to younger females, so they are at a similar level of maturity.

And by 8th grade you’ll be a super stud. How short-sighted kids are.

Justifing your behavior because you believe others do the same is no way to live your life.

It takes one to know one.

“You see, I am a MASSIVE asshole, and everyone else hates me as much as I hate them. But since I am also a narcissist I care about my public perception, and I am WAY to oblivious to realize how this affects your feelings, nor would I care if I did.”Right now Jason looks like a worse boyfriend than Eric Cartman…

He is right. There was another arc where they found out based on rumors and flimsy evidence that he only might like her, and he was teased mercilessly until Eileen said that it wasn’t true.

Blow a bubble again, Eileen.