Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 14, 2020

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    Ravenswing  almost 5 years ago

    Easy enough. Wear hockey skates in that hallway. Start hipchecking people.

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    Mr Reality  almost 5 years ago

    In all reality , P4 , Hey Watson get off of my newly waxed floor.Shut up Mop, I’ll stuff your head in the bucket, now get out of my way ,go polish the lockers !Hey ,you’re right Phoebe that felt good .Happy Valentines Day, lover.

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    jslabotnik  almost 5 years ago

    R&W, when you have an incredibly lame story that you’re drawing out endlessly, RECOGNIZE IT

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    TheBrownStarfish  almost 5 years ago

    P1, By P3 the readers will join Phoebe in the World’s Largest Face Palm. Hey, maybe we’ll get in The Guinness Book Of World Records! Oh, who am I kidding this strip has nowhere near the number of readers needed to get those guys to come out and verify it.

    P2, Damn right! You may not end up being valedictorian but you’ll have fun scaring the hell out of the rest of the students.

    P3, You should really recognize that your sweater is covered in ants and go change.

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    BikeMike  almost 5 years ago

    Mean girls. Foot to the throat and don’t let up.

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    bearwku82  almost 5 years ago

    P1- That little space cadet Phoebe looks to be affected by Mop’s cleaning solvents. Maybe a sharp smack to the rump by Mimi is in order.

    P2- Throw your shoulders back and your chest out. And sway yer arms like Popeye. Uck, uck, uck, uck, uck.

    P3- That’s right. Use your hallway aggression to recognize you can elbow and body check the Shimura’s and Duncan Levin’s into the boards, err, hallway lockers.

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    Mopman  almost 5 years ago

    P1 – This is giving you a headache? Now you know how us readers feel!

    P2 – Oops, I overdid it. The girls are having trouble standing up.

    P3 – This plan is genius! Genius! Wait, that’s not the word I meant. Oh! Imbecile! That’s it!

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    dadjo  almost 5 years ago

    You mean we’ve been wallowing through this alleged teenaged angst for over a month now just to find out that A-bod can cure her malaise by simply channeling one of the Hansen brothers? Sheesh!

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    James St. John Smythe  almost 5 years ago

    Good idea. Watch out co-workers, I’m walking straight through you today.

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    Irish53  almost 5 years ago

    P 1: “…that’s your solution?….put that away before I report you…”

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    Irish53  almost 5 years ago

    Uh, like, shouldn’t Mimi, the coach, have been telling her this all along? Oh….that’s right….it’s Mimi and Gil that we’re talking about

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    rebroxanna  almost 5 years ago

    There’s a big difference between acting aggressively in the hallway and acting aggressively on the basketball court.

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    The Pro from Dover  almost 5 years ago

    Okay then, get out of my way twerp!

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  almost 5 years ago

    Chris’s fiendish plan to get her to punch out Teddy DiMarco and DQ herself for valedictorian…

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    Mopman  almost 5 years ago

    Speaking of Valentine’s Day, I’m hoping you all will put a heart on today’s edition of Mopped Up Thorp:

    https://wordpress.com/post/moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/6946

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