Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 10, 2020

My god, I’ve been gone three weeks and we’re finally learning why Alexa hates Chris? Should I even bother to read the last 18 strips?

P1, Get to the part where we care.

P2, No, the other one.

P3, Okay, so he’s a snarkey third-grader and will eventually grow up to be one of us. Is there a story here?

So … that tiny good natured ribbing, which she participated in, left a lasting scar? Really?

OK, I am totally lost…Not sure what the deuce is going on. Can somebody give me a call when we move on from this story line. Who in the world is coming up with this nonsense. R & W should not have fired their creative team because it is obvious they are now doing all the writing.

In all reality , Marty Moon is suffering from the Coronavirus and has been quarantined until further notice.

P3- One image comes to mind. Judy Hensler (Jeri Weil) is giving Beaver Cleaver (Jerry Mathers) the business. Grant Elementary has never been the same.

3rd graders all across America rush to their TV’s when they hear the Jeopardy tune. “Oh, I hope Watson wins again!”

I know that I’ve said it here before, but this is dumb….

Mimi shows us next-level coaching and has Alex Trebeck call and ask to see the Daily Double.

It would have made more sense to name drop Jeopardy champions during The Best of all time tournament a MONTH ago. Wait: Nothing in this strip makes sense.

p-3: so, she’s the class bully?

In real life, a third grade girl that’s as big or bigger than the boys, will kick some boy a$$ when she’s insulted by one of them

P3: BURN! Savage.

…I think we have officially jumped the peacock…