The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 01, 2020

I’ve lost over 2 inches in the last 15 years.

I guess the objective is to grow up before you start growing down.

You need to explain that the bones wear out.

I am always an inch taller after visiting the chiropractor.

First you grow up, then you grow out, then you get down!

I’m pretty sure we get smaller the older we get because the world constantly beats us down.

We take hotter showers which causes some shrinkage.

Gravity sucks.

Today’s math problem: when will they meet?

As you get older, you convert height to width and depth.

and the removal of a few back disc.. quicken the lowering.. was 6’3 1/2.. now 6’1

I was so much older then I’m younger than that now…