That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 30, 2020

Sir Edward was willing to wear the armor but he wasn’t going to cover up that gorgeous mustache.

Beth dreaded the idea of having a quickie with Hector. Two minutes of ‘fun’ and 60 minutes of undressing and dressing him.

The two worst stages of being a knight’s page – consort and spittoon cleaner.

Sir Reginald was one dude you never got into a shin-kicking contest with.

eddie always shined his PRFCs up real good when steppin’ out…

“And first up on the cat-walk is a delightful creation in the leisure wear category….”

That look when you’ve finally struggled into the whole suit of armour, only to realise you need the bathroom now.

Sooo.

You’re the young man who wants to date Stephie? Let me tell you when she’ll be safe at home tonight.

BTW, here’s my kill-stick, and my pointy metal shoe. You do NOT want to know what I can do with either, right, boy?

Bethany was embarrassed to walk down the street with her father.

Sir Reginald had reached that point in middle age where he felt the need to remind all onlookers of his youth and virility, to the point of wearing his armor when he went grocery shopping.

Mildred, lamenting that she once again forgot her ear plugs; all that incessant clanking.

Everyone was shocked when Sir Walters codpiece fell off, but no-one dared mentioned that it was full of socks.

Little known fact : before Magnum PI, Tom Selleck starred in summer stock productions of Don Quixote.

But there was still a 20% chance of arrows.

Sir Duncan The Brave brings his daughter home from the TKE frat party.

Sir William, the Blind Knight of Doncashire, had a bad habit of knocking people over on stairs.

“Do not worry madam…I will take care of the spooky spider for thee.”

John Bolton – the early years .

While the minstrels play halftime for Arena Bowl LIV at the Hard Rock Stadium and Sir Patrick realizes he needs to step up his thrust and parry.

So here we go again. He’ll clank and rattle his way around this stinking cosplay convention for hours. Why did I forget my sign that says, “I’m with Stupid!”

His butt was so shiny she had to look away.

Neat Winckle Pickers…

The little woman forgot her hubby’s oil can!

However; some people will always put fashion above comfort.

Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture #2811 Sir Brian Bushmeister In Full Stride and Half-Cocked

Conquest: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Conquest,_by_Edmund_Blair_Leighton.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/blair-leighton_edmund.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=1384 

https://www.royalacademy.org.uk/art-artists/name/edmund-blair-leighton 

https://www.aaronartprints.org/blairleighton-edmund.php 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/844 

http://www.avictorian.com/Leighton_Edmund_Blair.html 

http://hoocher.com/Edmund_Blair_Leighton/Edmund_Blair_Leighton.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 42 works by him have been used here (44 times, with 2 repeated as Classics). 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/07/30?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there used the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2373 (January 29, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Sir Edmund models the latest armor advancement replete with armpit protectors, chain mail cod piece and pointy-toed boots.

Herman, a quiet accountant during the week, relishing his star turn at the SCA event.

His Lordship returns from the fray/attired in the usual way/he’s ravaged some shtetl/ whilst shrouded in metal/ It’s another shameful display.

The metal fleurets was the manly way he improvised to hide pit stains.

His Lordship is savagely shod/ though some of us may find it odd/ he gets in his licks/ with those murderous “kicks”/ and nobody bugs HIM, by God.

“When I joined the Mafia, they said I should get a shiny new suit.”

duke Simon having just returned from raping and pillaging, decided to bring back the best rapee to live at the castle.

Look at that, Canned Ham!

While they were designed as codpieces, Sir Reginald preferred to wear them sling to the side, to help disguise his tremendous hips.