Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 14, 1999

Transcript:

Rerun pets Woodstock and a friend on the head.<BR><BR> Lucy walks up and says, "Rerun! What in the world are you doing?" Rerun says, "I'm patting birds on the head..."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Nobody pats birds on the head!" Rerun says, "Linus told me he used to do it all the time.."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Your brother is a blockhead! Do you think that I want everyone in school saying to me, "Your brother pats birds on the head?"<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Stop it! Stop it right now!"<BR><BR> Lucy shoos the birds away and says, "And you guys go home! Get out of here! Go fly with some ducks or something"<BR><BR> A bird walks up to Rerun.<BR><BR> Rerun pats the bird and says, "I can't help it.. he already had an appointment"<BR><BR>