Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 18, 1999

Transcript:

Snoopy stands with a golf club, struggling to lift it.<BR><BR> Snoopy angrily kicks the golf club angrily as Charlie Brown approaches. Charlie Brown says, "Ready to quit the game, huh? Well, I don't blame you."<BR><BR> Snoopy continues to kick the golf bag as Charlie Brown reads a piece of paper and says, "If you're going to quit, however, it has to be official."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues reading, "You have to fill out this form...'name...age...how long you've been playing...'"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "'Promise never to play again...Never to take another lesson...Never to watch golf on TV...'" A cloud of frustrated scribbling hovers over Snoopy's head.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "You have to have it signed by Jack Nicklaus, and it has to be sent to St. Andrews in Scotland." Snoopy stands listening with his brow furrowed.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues looking at the paper and says, "Wait a minute...There's one more thing..."<BR><BR> Snoopy and Charlie Brown stand in front of a grove of trees, each with a golf club wrapped around the trunk. Charlie Brown reads, "'Resigning player must remove all clubs from trees."<BR><BR>