Close to Home by John McPherson for February 12, 2020

Bleeb doesn’t believe this is going to work.

It will wake up the worms, anyway.

Not really surgeons; more like Lawn Paramedics.

They are making a grass of themselves.

This could get a lot of earthworms.

Call Fescue 911!

Your brother in law doesn’t like you very much, does he?

Hi, Bleeb!

Bleed will get the charge of his life if he gets too close to those paddles!

Maybe but you’re the moron who hired them.

You’re losin him!!!!

Looks better than my lawn. Perhaps his lawn isn’t really dead—it might be just resting.

“Nurse, start an IV! I need a fertilizer drip wide open with 20cc’s of nitrogen and 10 cc’s of phosphorus and potassium, stat!”

Might not help the lawn, but it’ll bring the worms to the surface. Want to go fishing later?

The flowers probably could use a Bed Pan.

Would that help rid the yard of moles?

Bleeb, let go of that metal pole buddy.

While it appears they’re not clear on the concept, it might still work. There’s certainly a lot of manure being spread.

Dammit – I’m a doctor, Jim, not a landscaper!

I might consider going with “Law surgeons.” I’d love to zap a few defendants and prosecutors. I guess that’s why they never made me a judge.

“I shall be leaving an very negative review on Yelp”

It might be an effective method for getting fishing worms.