Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 13, 1999
Transcript:
Rerun sits on a bench and says, "'Learning is an experience.'"<BR><BR> Rerun walks off and says, "At least that's what they told me."<BR><BR> Rerun stands behind Charlie Brown who is pitching and asks, "Do you mind if I stand here behind you, Charles?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown turns around and Rerun continues, "If I want to be a pitcher, I have to learn from the master." Charlie Brown is puzzled and repeats, "Master?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown turns around to pitch. Rerun says, "This is great. I can see how you grip the ball and concentrate."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown leans back to pitch and Rerun continues, "And how you lean back before you..."<BR><BR> A loud "POW!" sounds as the ball is hit so hard it knocks the boys up in the air and out of their clothes.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown and Rerun sit sorting through their clothes. Charlie Brown says, "I think this must be your shirt." Rerun holds up a sock and says, "You can learn a lot from the master. Is this your sock?"<BR><BR>
decimator1337 almost 11 years ago
Lesson 1: Dive from the mound immediately after pitching as if you had a grenade thrown at you.