That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 03, 2020

The Prophetess had to figure out how to explain to her followers why she picked the 49ers in the Super Bowl.

Over, unless you have a problem with the cat.

Take this piano roll titled “In a gadda da vida”, splice the end to the beginning, fire it up, and you’ll have plenty of time to fire one up before your shift ends.

It took Ann Landers weeks to not find an answer to that question. My personal answer is over.

If you have cats it always goes under.

Dear Coach Reid, Uncle Leroy says good guys always finish last. Thanks for proving the old windbag wrong. Hail to the Chiefs!

the acid kicks in and she’s worried that the pterodactyls up there are hungry…

“My rouge? It says here to daub it on quite liberally!” “Well. Hortensia, I think it quite cheeky to daub as you do the color and splash on your toilet water: you just look flushed!”

“Why is there a periscope in the toilet tank?”

Yes

OVER!!! PERIOD!!!

In an attempt to justify the exorbitant cost of the art deco apple basket Henriette placed it on her head and told her mother it was a Gucci original.

The age old question.

Sarah could not believe her ears — Fox and CNN reporting the same story – word for word.

A roll that doesn’t have paper both over it and under it is empty.

Over

The discovery that the Little Orphan Annie secret decoder ring message reveals only an Ovaltine commercial. Of such disappointments, character is strengthened.

“See ? It says right here: the President shall do any damn thing he wants regardless of the destruction it shall wreak upon the People, without consequence to himself or his family, except to enrich them yea unto the 100th generation…”

According to the original patent, it goes over.

I’ve never understood why anyone would give a rat’s patoot one way or the other.

Oil on paper???? Never, Never, NEVER oil your wiping paper!

Now that is one rich woman! A harp in her bathroom? I’m impressed!

Mama, this letter says I’m too old to enter Tiny Tots Beauty Pageants now. So do I still have to wear this get-up and trowel on the makeup every day?

Adam Schiff reads the final vote count.

If she looked at the patent application she would see that it goes over. Although, many years ago our pug puppy unwound about ten yards of toilet paper one day.

Finding just the right paper to print the Congressional Record on.

The Cumaean Sibyl: 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?ID=193071 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly A4 paper size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/eastlake_sir_charles_lock.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=4355 

https://research.britishmuseum.org/research/search_the_collection_database/term_details.aspx?bioId=126254 

https://androom.home.xs4all.nl/biography/p010498.htm 

http://www.all-art.org/history392-5.html 

https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Sir_Charles_Lock_Eastlake/9000373/Sir_Charles_Lock_Eastlake.aspx 

https://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/person/mp01413/sir-charles-lock-eastlake 

https://www.oxfordreference.com/view/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803095739647 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/eastlake/ 

http://www.avictorian.com/Eastlake_Charles_Lock.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, the askart.com URL can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/06/29?comments=visible 

has the prior.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2375 (February 2, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Look, if it says so on the interwebs then it true!

The manufacturers print the designs on toilet paper so that they visible mounted over and hidden if mounted under.

Oh good, we can now leave the little impeachment disagreement for awhile and argue about something really important.

The case of the Cumaean Sibyl/ is (putting it mildly),horrible/for that turban she wore/impeded her score/She could shoot, but she just couldn’t dribble..

I wrote Santa asking for a lot of LOOT! Not LUTE! :>)

queen Hellen on the throne makes sure she doesn’t run out of toilet paper, like the last time, big mess.

Over looks better.

Wait! You say I have a bee in my bonnet?

Thet po’ girl’s hair jus’ got hit by a ugly stick! See! Thar it is, raht behin’er!