Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 24, 2020

And we all just loooove your sarcasm.

Isn’t it closed to 1% & 99%?

C’mon, Aunty! Seriously?

The red part is like the vacuum of interstellar space.

I should say about 95% devoid of redeeming qualities.

Yup. There’s really only that much that’s worth being serious about . . .about which to be serious, for those of you who don’t like the “ending with a preposition” thingy.

That’s some serious hair…

So there IS a small part of you…

The serious is on the wrong end.

The Sarcasm always settles to the bottom because Aunty Acid doesn’t contain Emulsifiers to keep her ingredients from separating.