Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 01, 2020

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    Yakety Sax  over 4 years ago

    “Be slow to speak, and only after having first listened quietly, so that you may understand the meaning, leanings, and wishes of those who do speak. Thus you will better know when to speak and when to be silent.” Saint Ignatius

    “Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn’t misuse it.” Pope John Paul II

    “A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows.” Francis of Assisi

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    Marvin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Yet, you’re the Wicked Witch of the West.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Shut yer bleedin’ gob! :-)

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Maybe it’s because I’m not Catholic but I’ve never heard of that Saint…

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    I’m a fan of St. Labia, Patron Saint of Pornography.

    She won “most politically incorrect” at the art show where she made her debut.

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    Or, Saint Galentine, The Patron Saint of Female Friendship, Nonaggressive Gossip, and Rosé.

    St. Galentine was martyred when the Roman government placed her under quarantine in the Coliseum and paraded a steady stream of young men from the nefarious village of Redditus into her cell.

    These men then described in excruciating detail either their plots to pen the great Roman novel, their plans to pursue elected office, their grievances with their fathers for not recognizing their full potential, or their dreams about flying or falling.

    She was, quite literally, bored to death.

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    bakana  over 4 years ago

    Or, Saint Galentine, The Patron Saint of Female Friendship, Nonaggressive Gossip, and Rosé.

    St. Galentine was martyred when the Roman government placed her under quarantine in the Coliseum and paraded a steady stream of young men from the nefarious village of Redditus into her cell.

    These men then described in excruciating detail either their plots to pen the great Roman novel, their plans to pursue elected office, their grievances with their fathers for not recognizing their full potential, or their dreams about flying or falling.

    She was, quite literally, bored to death.

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    amaneaux  over 4 years ago

    I have the patience of a Saint . . . from the Bountygate era.

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