Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 02, 2020

You don’t have many friends do you,Aunty.

That’s our Aunty!

I suppose you want me to flush as well.

I find a reason to smile at almost anything all the time. Smiles are contagious.

They usually make people who see you feel better and even when they don’t they make you feel better.

Choose the emotion you want to have – be happy. Don’t let some asshole choose your emotion for you.

People are your kryptonite, aren’t they, O fault-finding female?

Makes sense Aunty. Only very slow learners would speak to you at all.

Me thinks these people have already p*ssed you off more! ;o}

“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.” Mark Twain

“Let us endeavour so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.” Mark Twain

“Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.” Mark Twain

Smile more, do this or that. Why do people find it necessary to have to tell me or anyone to “smile more”? I do just fine without pasting a phony smile on my face just to please them. I smile when there is something to smile about. Someone walking around with a stupid grin all the time makes me think the person is the village idiot.

All together now: “When you’re smiling, when you’re smiling, the whole world smiles with you….”

Actually when you smile people wonder what you’re up to.

Smile. Later, things will get Worse.