Ozy: Aren’t you a tomboy?
Millie: So what, that disqualifies me?
Ozy: What do you know about boy bands?
Millie: They’re all talentless and no more handsome than average.
Ozy: How good are you with makeup?
Millie: I… uh… can only make clowns.
Ozy: Do you have an extensive collection of shoes.
Millie: [looks down and wiggles toes] Well, even so…
She’s got GREAT protective coloration? She’s loud and obnoxious and kind of clueless… just like all the guys he knows? (I’ll skip over bathroom humor…)
Stephens lucky Millies not so violently inclined as other members of his school.
Dana Simpson
October 18, 2013
Averagemoe almost 4 years ago
Ozy: Aren’t you a tomboy?
Millie: So what, that disqualifies me?
Ozy: What do you know about boy bands?
Millie: They’re all talentless and no more handsome than average.
Ozy: How good are you with makeup?
Millie: I… uh… can only make clowns.
Ozy: Do you have an extensive collection of shoes.
Millie: [looks down and wiggles toes] Well, even so…
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
She’s got GREAT protective coloration? She’s loud and obnoxious and kind of clueless… just like all the guys he knows? (I’ll skip over bathroom humor…)
BenBerlin almost 4 years ago
Stephens lucky Millies not so violently inclined as other members of his school.