If the fun level of the presents received was equated to how well one behaved i must have been a terrible child. Socks, underwear and a book case were my presents the year I was 7.
The DARK ELVES (Dökkálfar) created Krampus to punish them by abduction, holding then eating the bad children till the LIGHT ELVES (Svartálfar) and their hybrid Santa Claus put an end to it a century ago. Now the DARK ELVES are creating something modern and worse than Krampus to take care of the bad children in a larger world.
Averagemoe almost 4 years ago
Santa’s standards apparently vary from person to person.
theincrediblebulk almost 4 years ago
If the fun level of the presents received was equated to how well one behaved i must have been a terrible child. Socks, underwear and a book case were my presents the year I was 7.
delennwen almost 4 years ago
I can see a slightly older Calvin having this conversation. “Wicked children are NOT punished with less loot!”
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Setting a pope on fire would be a gift to the world. Especially those who aided and abetted child abuse.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
The DARK ELVES (Dökkálfar) created Krampus to punish them by abduction, holding then eating the bad children till the LIGHT ELVES (Svartálfar) and their hybrid Santa Claus put an end to it a century ago. Now the DARK ELVES are creating something modern and worse than Krampus to take care of the bad children in a larger world.