Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for April 07, 2021

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    Averagemoe  over 3 years ago

    Nihilism and optimism aren’t mutually exclusive, but drinking that much wine and being able to drive yourself home are.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    They don’t serve “bucket wine” in upscale places. You have to go to one of the places that, when you ask what kind of wines are available, they say “Why, honey, we have both kinds!”

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    Vet Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Make it two.

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    “And can I get that bucket on a tall ladder with a siphon hose?”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    The universe doesn’t have a perfect vacuum, but should that occur it would move through the universe changing everything and probably killing off any life that exists.

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