Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for May 27, 2021

Those who say violence is never the answer just haven’t met anyone sufficiently stupid.

Agreed

Where does she keep the oar? Hammerspace???

She would use a sledgehammer but mom won’t let her till she gets older.

“I’m a Boatman, gee, I’m sore

I came home without an oar.

Dance the Boatman Dance…"

Violet, the Dowager Countess, to Lady Isobel Crawley: “Tell me, is it cold up there on the moral high ground?”

You’re supposed to wander around with an oar until you find a place where no one knows what it is, then settle there.

“You’d better agree with me, or….” “Or what?” “THIS OAR!”

She could dig up some iron, refine it and hit her with the ore.

“Oar are YOU going to argue about how mature I am now?”

Don’t rock the boat, Ozy…

She got it a half price. It was a great oardeal.

There are a lot of things you can make from ironic oar.