Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for March 10, 2022

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    Averagemoe  over 2 years ago

    The cave wasn’t originally flammable. The occupant just coated the walls with dinosaur oil because he wasn’t counting on the prehistoric insurance company knowing this.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    Look up the meaning of the word “fug”. Now imagine mammalian cave dwellers whose diet is high in fiber….

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    danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Up to that point, the occupant’s diet consisted largely of uncooked beans, being one of the few things he could actually catch.

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    Vet Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Methane from all the bat guano.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It was the work of ancient aliens.

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