Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for June 30, 2022

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    Averagemoe  over 2 years ago

    That’s what the bat is for. What, did you think you were expected to just step on it?

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    I thought Ozy had decided to go take a nap…

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The spider spins its web…

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Wife: That’s the biggest d—n spider I’ve ever seen!

    Husband: Should I call the exterminator?

    Wife: You should call the police!!

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    DDrazen  over 2 years ago

    “It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.”

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If you want that burger you better be willing to kill and slaughter Bossy when the time comes.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It’s not that Millie doesn’t have what it takes to vanquish evil, she just realized that SPIDERS ARE NOT EVIL!But dad has a good point. Reminds me of the common saying (in several variations) that it takes “rough men” to keep people safe in a smooth and genteel society.

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