Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for July 25, 2022

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    Averagemoe  over 2 years ago

    He already has the hat, the next step is to start celebrating his un-birthdays.

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    Opus the Poet  over 2 years ago

    31st of next month I’ll celebrate my 21st Deathday. 21 years ago I was killed with a pickup truck and revived a few minutes later negating the need/ability to get a death certificate. When I came back I told the guy closest to my head that I had a broken femur near the upper end. I actually had 3 more breaks but I couldn’t fee any below the broken hip. I was also missing a large chunk of skin off my calf and smaller chunks off my forearms and hands from where I slid along the pavement. I didn’t feel anything besides the hip.

    How’s that for an Unbirthday?

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    Vet Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Dangerous stuff there. Mercury should not be messed with in reality. However Ozy needs to get started….will take a lot of tiny breaks to fill that tub.

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Is there an actual premise here?

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    With friends like these…

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