Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for September 14, 2022

When it’s about something gross, it’s called a “low-ku”. Yes, I’m sure of that.

Baked dry in the sun

Mud cracks spread as spider’s web

I should wear a hat

Your mom needs to address your mineral deficiency.

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don’t make sense

Refrigerator

There once was a man

From Nantucket, and he was

Confused by Haikus

Mmmm, internal parasites. BTW, how are you doing Creepy and Crawly?