Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for June 02, 2023

  1. Omav
    Averagemoe  over 1 year ago

    In China, family names come before individual names. Sometimes, road engineers will “americanize” his name into Xing Ped when they paint it on the street.

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  2. Trollspry
    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    Unfortunately, most inattentive drivers did not study Chinese philosophy & myth. Look both ways.

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  3. Entertained
    WhatsTheJoke  over 1 year ago

    In England I think there’s a Z in the name. Zebra crossing. Not that there’s any zebras crowding people out of the crossings.

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  4. Triumph
    Daeder  over 1 year ago

    Yet according to the internet, China’s crosswalks are extremely hazardous to pedestrians.

    What went wrong?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    In the series Max Headroom Ped Xing was the name of the lead corporate man of the Zic-Zac corporate sponsor of the network.

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    WhatsTheJoke  over 1 year ago

    In 7th grade, the class was given an assignment: Write a one page report on the famous inventor Regus Patoff. I could not come up with enough BS to even begin to fill one page (after I figured out the joke).

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