Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for September 06, 2023

An old joke:

“If Pigs could fly, ‘Scotland Yard’ would be London’s third airport!”

You can TIE flies, and you can TIME flies. But can you PIG flies?

I’m sure you’ll be able to find a porcine airline pilot somewhere on social media.

“Pigs in space!”

You have to admire her persistence and creativity.

If you think pigeons are bad, wait till you see porcine avius.

You need a jetpack.

“I swear to god, I thought turkeys could fly.”