Go ahead. Use it to blow up a corn field.
Be careful! Push the wrong button and you’re TOAST!
Okay, but why the heck does a toaster even NEED launch codes?!
I love the tail-hugging. I want a tail!
You’re never too old, as long as you can wonder about it. But the surprises tend to be less pleasant more often.
Dana Simpson
October 18, 2013
Averagemoe 11 months ago
Go ahead. Use it to blow up a corn field.
WhatsTheJoke 11 months ago
Be careful! Push the wrong button and you’re TOAST!
LupisLight 11 months ago
Okay, but why the heck does a toaster even NEED launch codes?!
Enter.Name.Here 11 months ago
I love the tail-hugging. I want a tail!
DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago
You’re never too old, as long as you can wonder about it. But the surprises tend to be less pleasant more often.