Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for January 23, 2024

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    Averagemoe  10 months ago

    You could easily set up your own stack of frozen waffles and watch them defrost in person. But the fact that it’s on a screen is part of the experience. Don’t you see? It’s better than the real thing!

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    Uncle Kenny  10 months ago

    I once was in an art museum. On exhibit was a 4 by 8 foot sheet of plywood that had been cut into six inch strips, then charred progressively worse from left to right with a blowtorch, with about two inches between strips.

    I commeted, “I could have done that.”

    My companion said, “Yeah, but if you’d done it, it wouldn’t have been art.”

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    DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago

    This is hilarious!

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    Ermine Notyours  10 months ago

    I would have rather seen a serious documentary on cross-species adoption.

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    LC64  7 months ago

    Love what’s on the crawl. “Do Republicans cause cancer”

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