Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for February 12, 2024

  1. Omav
    Averagemoe  9 months ago

    Like I said, it doesn’t use real toxic waste.

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  2. Trollspry
    Enter.Name.Here  9 months ago

    Millie gazes out the bus side window and off into the distance. “No toxic waste exhibit?. Then what is the point of it all? What’s the point?…..”

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  3. Nollanav
    DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago

    Oh, the things that would give you super mutant powers in the comics that would probably just make you very ill or kill you in real life… and all the super mutant powers that probably wouldn’t be all that much vs a .22 handgun, let alone something of larger calibre and range.

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  4. Lady dragoncat
    Dragoncat  9 months ago

    Said the fox who can breathe fire. Perhaps he’s a kitsune.

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  5. Lady dragoncat
    Dragoncat  9 months ago

    So, she gets to go to the museum and still be disappointed.

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  6. Lady dragoncat
    Dragoncat  9 months ago

    When I was a little girl, my uncle (God rest him!) was having visitors when I came to see him. He introduced me to them, and my “hello” came out with a very low tone, thanks to my broken accent.

    Years later, my uncle told me that after I went home, his friends asked him if I always talked like that. He told them that anyone else in a foreign country would need weeks to pick up the accent. I, however, only need one day.

    And since I can alter my voice with various tones, I guess that makes my broken accent my mutant super power.

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