Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 21, 1999

Transcript:

Charlie Brown is on the phone. He says, "No, I think he's writing.."<BR><BR> Snoopy sitting on top of his house with a typwriter in deep thought.<BR><BR> Snoopy begins to type, "The Dog Who Never Did Anything"<BR><BR> "..."You stay home now," they said, "and be a good dog."..."<BR><BR> "So he stayed home, and was a good dog."<BR><BR> "Then he decided to be even a better dog so he barked at everyone who went by."<BR><BR> "And he even chased the neighbor's cats"<BR><BR> "..."What's happened to you?" they said. "You used to be such a good dog."..."<BR><BR> "So he stopped barking and chasing cats, and everyone said, "You're a good dog."..."<BR><BR> "The moral is, "Don't do anything, and you'll be a good dog."..."<BR><BR>