Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for March 26, 2024

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    Averagemoe  8 months ago

    A tail-side-up penny is bad luck, and tails are attached to the butt.

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    sirbadger  8 months ago

    Is a Millicent a thousandth of a penny?

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    Nuke Road Warrior  8 months ago

    Send Millie out to discuss philosophy with the ambassador. He’ll leave soon enough.

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    Cactus Jack Fan  8 months ago

    Millie is the ultimate weapon, used correctly of course.

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    Darwinskeeper  8 months ago

    The phrase “a bad penny” was referring to one that is counterfit, or underweight. In ancient times, coins had value because of the material they contained. Thus a coin that appeared a bit light could be weighed and if it was found to be light would be worth less.

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    DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ummm… stop GIVING him your food? Then he’ll go away.

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    MichaelD Premium Member 8 months ago

    State that the new capital of Llewellynlland shall now be inside the White House where the Taft bathtub is. The castle is now simply closet space.

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