Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for April 08, 2024

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    Averagemoe  8 months ago

    You’d be amazed how fast a turtle can be when it’s motivated.

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    Concretionist  8 months ago

    What, no earplugs?

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    Alyssa the Great  8 months ago

    Fun fact: if you take two phones, and call one of them with the other, and talk into one of them, they get into a weird feedback loop where they make the most horrific screechy noises; think nails on a chalkboard turned up to 11. This is what I thought Millie was going for lol, although what she actually ended up doing is also great (and probably more creative).

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    eddi-TBH  8 months ago

    He is retiring from politics and heading back to Alaska. Hoping the statute of limitations has run out, but not really caring as long as the prison has a ‘no cell phones’ policy.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  8 months ago

    Could’ve done with only one phone playing “Baby Shark.”

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    DaBump Premium Member 8 months ago

    But I LIKE the Crazy Frog! Axel F, Popcorn, We Are the Champions… hearing a snip from a ringtone over and over, I can see how that would be annoying.

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    Vet Premium Member 8 months ago

    Oh that almost violated the Geneva conventions.

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    Dragoncat  8 months ago

    Imagine if she had chosen the 60s Batman theme song.

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    JuaSaysHi  8 months ago

    Ah, 2007. Those were the days

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