Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for September 10, 2024

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    Averagemoe  about 2 months ago

    Sometimes, parts of heck develop a layer of ice. No one knows what causes it, but most theories attribute it to honest politicians, or successful performances by whatever pop star is currently the main laughingstock.

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    sirbadger  about 2 months ago

    NASA needs to test a new space capsule. You could suggest a pig as a test subject.

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    Something about pigs w/ BIG ears? Or rocket propelled pigs fueled by cabbage and hard boiled eggs?

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    WhatsTheJoke  about 2 months ago

    Too much toxic exhaust and the rocket nozzle burns out too quickly. Also, the brakes squeal horribly upon landing.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 2 months ago

    A talking pig, or an animal?

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    DaBump Premium Member about 2 months ago

    In that world, I bet there are a lot of pig pilots. Or would they say pilot pigs?

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Someone tell Pastis there’s some interstrip hostility going on. Pig doesn’t deserve this.

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