Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for October 11, 2024

The closest thing we’ve gotten to artificial weather is the building where NASA assembles spaceships being so big, it sometimes gets indoor rainclouds.

I bet Empty Greene has never read any Henry W. Longfellow.

This seems appropriate during hurricane season, although umbrellas don’t work well during hurricanes.

Just don’t let go after it turns inside out. You could spear somone.

Did Dana cheat and bump this one up for the “hurricane machine” crowd? I think that was very thoughtful of her.

Or, maybe, that was his way of saying just go with the flow because whining and complaining will only make it worse.

Now ask Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne what to do when it snows.

How to be both prescient and not funny at one fell swoop. (Sorry, Dana; bad timing.)

Soggy fox tails look so sad.