Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 20, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    People who have more docile tigers.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    Should have let him go, Calvin.

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    jmworacle  almost 5 years ago

    Let’s face it, Calvin is a closet masochist.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Originally, it wasn’t “tiger” but an assonant rhyme for it. (And not “trigger” or “jigger”…)

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    Methinks, Calvin, ’twas Mother Goose who wrote it.

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 5 years ago

    The Tiger WILL sleep tonight…

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    lucky444  almost 5 years ago

    When you have to “Stay at Home” you have as much fun as you can.

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    Goat  almost 5 years ago

    “Who writes these dumb things anyway?”

    Tigers trying to lure in their prey of course.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He mentioned Moe and Moe punched in Hobbes form .

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Obviously, someone who never owned a tiger!

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    assrdood  almost 5 years ago

    I’m grouchy too when my nap is interrupted.

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    jrankin1959  almost 5 years ago

    It’s, “let it go,” Calvin – “let it go!”

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    A merry young man from Yuma; Told an elephant joke to a puma; Now his skeleton lies; Under hot western skies; The puma had no sense of huma!

    This is a problem with most felines… :D

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    Ray_C  almost 5 years ago

    Here is my favorite version of The Lion Sleeps Tonight. It starts out good, but gets hilarious.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IU91RTmeG8

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    rshive  almost 5 years ago

    Whoever wrote it likes to get little kids in trouble.

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    SweetSinger  almost 5 years ago

    A lesson in respect.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 5 years ago

    Calvin should know better than to bother a napping tiger.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Apparently, the last line escaped him until too late…

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    tinner2000  almost 5 years ago

    The other version could get you killed now days!

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    Having a cat teaches you that only a FOOL tries to touch their back feet, much less tickle them.

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 5 years ago

    You dont mess with a tiger when it evolves real from a stuffed one.

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    bryan42  almost 5 years ago

    The author would be someone who never actually tried to catch a tiger by the toe, Calvin, so they wouldn’t understand the ,umm, ramifications.

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    ex window inspector  almost 5 years ago

    Hobbes…..did Calvin deserve that? All he did was grab your foot

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    GreggW Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This kid is truly psychotic.

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    fix-n-fly  almost 5 years ago

    …make it pay 50 dollars every day? Good luck with that, Calvin.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Someone who never caught a tiger by the toe.

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