Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for February 20, 2020

Pssst, Cynthia! Tell G-pa it’s Bloomy!

Bullseye!

Brezhnev had big hands.

The correct answer is Putin.

Pick a different slope-browed autocrat.

Bologo?

I’m bad with people’s names but remember characters, places and events. Subliminal willful ignorance?

At last I’ve found a kindred soul

I hope they don’t follow this road to the inevitable end. There comes a point where is stops being poignant and shifts into a 24/7 nightmare of despair. Rode that train with Dad 20 years ago and am on it right now with Mom.

Brezhnev never held the title of president. This goes beyond mere memory loss.

Now I understand why comics like “Blondie” are still around: not because people find them funny, but because old people need some things to stay the same.

I would’ve guessed he was going to say Mussolini.

Trading Biden for Brezhnev might not be so bad. Lesser of the two commies!!!