If you don’t play golf, you don’t have a clue how difficult it is, and what a wonderful feeling of accomplishment and satisfaction you get when you manage to do it well.
The only thing about golf that interests me is the landscaping. If I ever get rich, I’ll hire a golf course designer to design my lawn: Stands of trees, sandy bits, wet bits, and three different lengths of grass. I’d keep the greens (they’re ideal places to lay out a picnic), but pass on the holes…
If her lie is at 3 shots, then he is in trouble due to already being behind in the number of shots… therefore, it doesn’t matter what his shot is for - he loses. So it’s just for experience (practice).
I personally do not like to play or watch golf, but I was trained as a professional caddy back in the 60’s when I was but a lad.
LittleSister18 almost 14 years ago
I do not understand golf, so what are they talking about?
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
You got me, ♥Little Sister♥. I think golf is boring.
Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.
comicgos almost 14 years ago
….. off the old block!
Nebulous Premium Member almost 14 years ago
And the lie is either the number of strokes currently used on the hole or the number of strokes that the player SAYS is currently used on the hole.
Yukoner almost 14 years ago
He’s going to chip with a putter??
Golf is a waste of a good walk.
pamlicorat almost 14 years ago
Good Morning & Happy Friday Lonewolf, Gweedo, and All
I quit playing golf. I got tired of shooting in the mid-60’s……..for nine holes.
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
If you don’t play golf, you don’t have a clue how difficult it is, and what a wonderful feeling of accomplishment and satisfaction you get when you manage to do it well.
NE1956 almost 14 years ago
Golf is men in ugly pants walking.
rcerinys701 almost 14 years ago
I heard that golf was a shortened form of “Gentlemen only, Ladies forbidden”. My grandfather referred to it as “Cow pasture pool.”
walruscarver2000 almost 14 years ago
fore and a half…sorry, there was an auction last night…
Neanderthal almost 14 years ago
What he said. Good morning partying BC’rs and golfers.
Digital Frog almost 14 years ago
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
In the beginning when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, they called it witchcraft. Now they call it golf. - Will Rogers.
GESWho almost 14 years ago
I prefer miniature Golf myself…
Whatroughbeast almost 14 years ago
Once this joke was relevant: What do you call a bunch of white men with sticks chasing a black man around a field? The PGA.
Droptma Styx almost 14 years ago
GAG RERUN - yeah it was probably 30 or 40 years ago Hart did this gag.
Hornet62 almost 14 years ago
You can finish in only 3 hours?
magnamax almost 14 years ago
Golf: A total waste of a great place to get high and just chill.
apGwilym almost 14 years ago
I just love “land that should be ashamed of itself for not raising potatoes”. My nomination for Comment Of The Year.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The only thing about golf that interests me is the landscaping. If I ever get rich, I’ll hire a golf course designer to design my lawn: Stands of trees, sandy bits, wet bits, and three different lengths of grass. I’d keep the greens (they’re ideal places to lay out a picnic), but pass on the holes…
JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago
None of which explains today’s strip.
Fogger_man almost 14 years ago
If her lie is at 3 shots, then he is in trouble due to already being behind in the number of shots… therefore, it doesn’t matter what his shot is for - he loses. So it’s just for experience (practice). I personally do not like to play or watch golf, but I was trained as a professional caddy back in the 60’s when I was but a lad.
Disc Golf Rules!!!
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
You can make it up on the next hole!
(Good Evening, Gweedo, Pamlicorat, Grog & all BCers!)