Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 23, 2020

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    Yakety Sax  almost 5 years ago

    “Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.” Marcel Marceau

    “If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?” Steven Wright

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    LOOK! He’s trapped in a visible monastery!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    He’s certainly found the perfect job for him!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    He’ll also find all those hidden walls in the monastery.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, his previous job wasn’t very fullfilling.

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    Smokey412 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …and the monk in the middle was so impressed, he broke HIS vow of silence!

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    So he’s being mimeful of the good Lord’s works.

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    Jeff0811  almost 5 years ago

    As they say in the business world, “Do one thing, and do it well”.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, we needed someone to act out the comments of those of us who refuse to speak!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    The perfect place for mimes.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s a crushing use of crushing, I think. I’m going to have to check with someone younger.

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    heathcliff2  over 4 years ago

    He went to a safe place at which people understand. In a world in which the police and swat teams are called to punish and abuse little children because they are playing, ReStArTiNg at ground zero is required. People were made to be human. Human is not flawed. Human is the goal.

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    CalLadyQED  over 4 years ago

    The thing that bothers me is that this is a cheap joke. The ratio of actual monks or brothers with silence vows to the jokes and gags Americans make about them is assuredly miniscule. Maybe branch out a little? So many other religious things you could make fun of.

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