In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 27, 2020

All you have to do to win is run faster than hell.

I’m sure he’d be willing to swap numbers in return for, . . . oh, I don’t know, . . . wealth, fame, power, irresistibility to women, . . . you know, the usual stuff.

I was working at a mountain bike race when the person giving out number realized that number was coming up and wondered if someone would reject it. She then noticed that people in line also saw it and were trying to get the spot in line to get it.They were mountain bikers and thought it would be a great number.

That guy is just a moron. His number is actually 999

666 – Ronald Wilson Reagan : he made the deal with the devil to become President and start the downfall of the American Republic

You know – looking at the shape of those guys, I hope it is a 1k…

I actually had that number for a local marathon several years ago. I had a great time with some of the volunteers at the water stations. Wish I’d purchased some little horns for my forehead – and really made them crazy….. or worse!

$10 that green shirt doesn’t make it to the end of the race.

Should be 616: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number)

Hey! That’s Trump’s number!