Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for February 12, 2020

Or John Cleese and Michael Palin

Being a pirate is all fun and games, ’til somebody loses a leg,

It hurts like the dickens, your pace never quickens,

Hopping around on a peg,

Ask your sweetheart to marry, but too long you’ve tarried,

‘Cos now you can’t kneel down and beg,

Being a pirate is all fun and games, ’til somebody loses a leg

Don Freed

‘active investors’. Thieves.

Arrrrrrrrrrr….

Yar har fiddle dee dee!

“Twelve and a half percent.”

Capt Flint and Long John Silver gone corporate

That is so ’80’s.

15 men on dead wood list…. yo heave ho and we’re not yet done.

Carrying a parrot on your shoulder, so that’s how striped suits started!!

At least it isn’t the trappers from Kids in the Hall. though they’d be a bigger threat to the senior management.

I had surgery to fix a broken leg. I told my doctor that my insurance would give me a peg leg and support parrot if I lost the leg.

I wonder if they are muttering “12 and a half percent” – https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Reacher_Gilt

“And you! Put the kettle on!”“Aye, aye, sir!”

I wonder what head hunters would look like.

From Oakland, I mean, Las Vegas!

Looks like a visit from the executives of The Crimson Permanent Assurance

Arrr, those suits be mighty pinstriped, says I.