“Hey Harv, there’s a coven of PETA protestors at the front gate. Should we send Jimmy out there skinning a hare, or maybe Little Betty plucking a pheasant would ruffle their feathers even more.”
He claims he’s just aiming to please/but he kills everything that he sees/ His aim is unerring/ and so they’re interring/ the critters in clusters of three’s.
He derives a bizarre “elation”/ from wreaking wholesale devastation/ he’ll attack any critter/ who defies him – on Twitter/ with an infantile “designation”.
has sparse about this artist (couldn’t find a bio), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2383 (February 12, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
A customer once asked Denver restaurateur Sam Arnold, whose The Fort featured a lot of game meat, “Do you serve vegetarians here?” “Yes, ma’am, everything we serve is a vegetarian. Except the rattlesnake.”
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
“Now that you’ve picked the protein, what do you want for the carb?”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Honey, I just went shopping now you can make dinner for us.”
Strob almost 5 years ago
“Ba-ba-ba bird, bird, bird, bird is the word”
Papared25 almost 5 years ago
“Hey Harv, there’s a coven of PETA protestors at the front gate. Should we send Jimmy out there skinning a hare, or maybe Little Betty plucking a pheasant would ruffle their feathers even more.”
santa72404 almost 5 years ago
DIY smorgasbord.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
giving the kids a head start on basic taxidermy…
orinoco womble almost 5 years ago
Stone Soup coming up!
Buzzworld almost 5 years ago
“Old Blue is a great retriever, but where did he get these two kids?”
Egrayjames almost 5 years ago
“Oh no!….I think I’m having another one of those flashbacks….they told me not to take the brown acid.”
Owhatadoc Premium Member almost 5 years ago
What the heck is the woman holding in her lap? Is it a fish or a bird with a rounded beak…?
Pocosdad almost 5 years ago
“We’re fifty miles from the ocean. Why did you schlep that fish all the way up here?”
“I did it for the halibut.”
rmremail almost 5 years ago
Harvey loved animals. He couldn’t resist bringing them home.
rmremail almost 5 years ago
And this is how the Patrick family got the coronavirus
Reader almost 5 years ago
What IS that thing he is holding? And why is that peacock so huge?
wncollins78 almost 5 years ago
Bursting in, Lydia discovered her husband involved in fowl play.
J Short almost 5 years ago
The kids were pelting each other.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 5 years ago
We’ll be here ’til all our ducks are hung…
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
“Okay, Henry. I went along with your stupid man-cave thing, but this is getting totally out of hand.”
“You’re just jealous because your she-shed burned down!”
garcoa almost 5 years ago
Don’t get too friendly with the dog, kids, it is next.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Not what I expected when I joined the Bird of the Month Club.
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
Some sort of early editorial cartoon? What kind of sick individual paints stuff like this?
SmashedHat almost 5 years ago
The untold part of Noah’s story: what he did with the first group of animals when his weather forecast was incorrect.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
There was something fowl about the O’Hare family. Their life was for the birds. The husband’s passion for taxidermy knew no bounds.
According to his wife Bunny, Jack “Rabbit” O’Hare would stuff anything he could get his hands on.
epaphus8 almost 5 years ago
The first Whole Foods Shoppe had a limited selection, but definitely the freshest in town.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
We’ve got lunch figured out, what are we doing for dinner?
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
He claims he’s just aiming to please/but he kills everything that he sees/ His aim is unerring/ and so they’re interring/ the critters in clusters of three’s.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
He derives a bizarre “elation”/ from wreaking wholesale devastation/ he’ll attack any critter/ who defies him – on Twitter/ with an infantile “designation”.
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
“The kids are busy with the dog, why don’t you slide back here and chock my chicken. I mean this chicken.”
mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Interior with Figures and Still Life:
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?ID=169843
has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
https://www.sellingantiques.co.uk/35049/benjamin-blake-17571830-pair-of-game-larder-oils/
has sparse about this artist (couldn’t find a bio), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2383 (February 12, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
not a ‘great artist’. must have been great fun at parties, though.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Harry Feathers always overdid it when they were having guests for dinner.
Tonight it was only the Hindershots and they’re both Vegans!
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ahhhhhh – how idyllic. They just don’t make quality “family time” like that anymore!
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The neighborhood butcher shop couldn’t match Clyde’s selection of hair and fowl….nor did they want to.
anomaly almost 5 years ago
James thought there was a place for every animal: right next to the mashed potatoes.
gcarlson almost 5 years ago
A customer once asked Denver restaurateur Sam Arnold, whose The Fort featured a lot of game meat, “Do you serve vegetarians here?” “Yes, ma’am, everything we serve is a vegetarian. Except the rattlesnake.”
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
even though Norman was clearly insane, Hilda still wanted to get to know him, if he would just stop killing all the animals.
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Marcie was worried that she was pregnant since all the rabbits died.
Buzzworld almost 5 years ago
“Hello I’m from PETA. No the other one People Eat Tasty Animals. How much is the Peacock?”
katzenbooks45 almost 5 years ago
“Whew! I’m going back up to the house and get some Febreeze.”