Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 03, 2020

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    bitsy twill  over 4 years ago

    It’s like P1 is in HD and suddenly we can see individual chin hairs and zits.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 4 years ago

    P1, Well, Teddy is definitely vale-dick-torian.

    P2, It went every bit as well as all of your other brilliant pranks.

    P3, I seriously doubt that either of these geniuses have any idea where the library is. With any luck they’ll end up at Swifty Mart instead.

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    Mr Reality  over 4 years ago

    In all reality , Teddy’s car talks just like the Knightrider’s car.

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    rebroxanna  over 4 years ago

    I don’t get this. What is these two guys’ scam? what are they trying to accomplish? Serious question.

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    bearwku82  over 4 years ago

    Alexa is spot on. Teddy DeMarco does have a little group. Can’t get much smaller. Did anyone get Teddy’s wing man’s name?

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    Bluedarter  over 4 years ago

    “After that we’ll go dumpster diving, maybe we’ll find some sloppy joes.” They’re gonna cut their thumbs off in shop class making a pair of bookends.

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    Irish53  over 4 years ago

    P 3.5: “…and where is my donut?…I told you to get me a dam donut, boy, …now get your a$$ back in there and get it…”

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    hifirick1953  over 4 years ago

    Maybe Chris is in the Gym. They do have a game tobnight

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    Mopman  over 4 years ago

    At this point I am tired of ranting about how stupid this is that the midterm would be the exact same exam as last year’s. We may as well wait it out. The best thing would be for Teddy to plant the exam on Chris, then anonymously report him with Alexa knowing that the copy was out there, and then Chris NOT getting in trouble because they are not using the same exam this year. But that won’t happen. Chris will fail, blah blah blah, eventually Alexa will find out he was framed and do the right thing and clear his name somehow, etc.

    And speaking of framing, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is so good you may want to frame it. Or possible use it to line the birdcage, one of the two.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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    Mopman  over 4 years ago

    Typical sitcom dialog. Evil “genius” has this elaborate plan, but doesn’t actually detail it to his sidekick. Art just does all his bidding, running his errands, buying his coffee. “I don’t understand why we did that?” Instead of asking what they were doing at the beginning. “You’ll see, first we need to go to the library.” Art just follows obediently with no more questions.

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    bitsy twill  over 4 years ago

    I get that bullies gonna bully but I assume their “reward” is being able to publicly finger-point and say “HA ha” like Nelson on the Simpsons. This secret attempt to bring a kid down will have no such “HA ha” moment so what’s the point unless Teddy D has a personal vendetta against Chris.

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    cuttersjock  over 4 years ago

    …don’t the kids go to the Bucket anymore? Health department finally visited?

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