The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 27, 2020

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    Or you can go to Bosley For Men for immediate move-in specials!!

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    i suspect that he’s a bald-faced liar…

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder how the Down Under market is?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If she falls for that line she’s…

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    A lice in Wonderland.

    EYEAHHHHHHHH!!!

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    davanden  almost 5 years ago

    That’s a good generic name for them.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Why, values have gone up 2018 since 1000% – Apologies to Groucho

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    He also sells combs, brushes and mops….

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Looks like a fixer-upper alright!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wallace the Brave is on my feed right before this one…what is it with the lice jokes?

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    What door?

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    drogers30  almost 5 years ago

    Is romaine still out there? I haven’t heard anything about it for a long time.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    Next salesman to call on her will be selling scalping insurance.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    We all have microscopic critters in our hair follicles. They come out to have sex on our face at night. When my beard needs shaving I can feel them doing it right on my hairs and it tickles.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Another hair raising story from a salesman.

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