Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 28, 2020

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    Good thing you told her, otherwise Betty would never know.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    Bud: "Note the logo on the button, buddy. ‘Handicap only’ ".

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Gee, I hope we get another one like this tomorrow to round out the week.

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    DIF20  almost 5 years ago

    USE THE DOOR HANDLE AZZWHOLE!

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    Cpeckbourlioux  almost 5 years ago

    Nothing works like a good old-fashioned door handle. Where can I get some of this Nothing? Is Nothing better than a door open thingy?

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    fredd13  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t know if it’s a unversal aspect of design, but it’s my experience that doors with actuators don’t normally simply swing out of the way when pushed/pulled. There’s resistance before the door notices it’s being moved, then the actuator cuts in anyway. Personally I’d rather simply hit the switch than stress the actuator.

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Before you complain about the lazy idiots using the ‘Door Assist’ button, Just think about all the infectious germs that they aren’t leaving on the door handle, and be thankful.

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    wes tnt  almost 5 years ago

    what would he do if encountered an escalator not working? (might be on break, though…)

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    bobbyferrel  almost 5 years ago

    He’d be stranded on an inoperative escalator.

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    j.l.farmer  almost 5 years ago

    how does the buttton know if you are handicapped or not?

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    Darth Stevious  almost 5 years ago

    This ‘joke’ being beaten to the ground has me remembering why I stopped following this strip…

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    Ukko wilko  almost 5 years ago

    Like a motorist assist call I once answered. Young lady was in a panic because the battery in her remote was dead and she “couldn’t unlock her car”. I suggested using the key in the lock – and that worked fine.

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    car2ner  almost 5 years ago

    how many doors to they have to go through. Is this the entrance to a secret lair? The door opening thingy isn’t working because your Facial Recognition wasn’t recognized? All these doors remind me of the opening of Get Smart

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    erin.adamic Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of the people who got stuck on an escalator.

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    rhonda Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Today is a bone they threw out to reward those few who have tried all week to support Betty’s irrational irritation.

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